KOTI: Knight(s) of the Internet

#1: Loyalty to the Internet

#2: Fluent with at least one major operating system
#2a: Windows
#2b: Mac OS X
#2a: POSIX-compliant operating system

#3: Computer-oriented in one additional way
#3a: Fluent in at least one programming language. Scriping languages do not count.
#3a1: Assembly for any major processor family
#3a2: C or C++
#3a3: Basic (with limitations)
#3a4: Java (not Javascript)
#3b: Or fluent with HTML and two major scripting languages
#3b1: PHP
#3b2: Perl
#3b3: Python
#3b4: _NOT_ Javascript
#3b5: _NOT_ Flash
#3b6: _NOT_ Ajax
#3c: Or good with graphics arts
#3d: Or good with networking
#3e: Or good with technical support

#4: Absolutely no real-world dissent is endorsed
#4a: Murder
#4b: Rape
#4c: Kidnap
#4d: Extortion (blackmail)
In all cases, legal means must be used to achieve goals.

Required personality:
#1: Kindness to people whom haven't proven they don't deserve
#2: Respectful to people whom have proven they don't deserve, even when unkind
#3: Excellent at multiplayer computer games
#4: Preference of computer-based activities over console-based activities
#4a: Desktop > laptop
#4b: Laptop > PDA
#4c: PDA > Internet-enabled Cellphone
#4d: PDA > Internet-enabled media player
#4e: PDA > gaming consoles (Nintendo et al.)
#5: Intelligent enough to realize the anti-spam measure at the bottom of this page

Goals:
#1: Maintain the Internet's anonymity
#2: Combat Internet terrorism (Denial of Service attacks)
#3: Fight corporate corruption
#3a: Malware
#3b: Corps purchasing dead websites, replacing with junk
#3c: Corporation interference with regards to computer matters, such as RIAA vs audio distribution
#4: Combat uncontrolled cheating in games
Additional goals remain undeclared.

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